Two alligators were sitting at the side of the swamp near Washington, D.C.

The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, "Ah cain't unnerstan' how ya' kin be so much bigger'n me. We's th' same age; we was th' same size when we was kids. Ah jes' don' get it."

"Well," said the big 'gator, "Whacha been eatin', boy?"

"Senators, same's you," replied the small 'gator.

"Hmm. Well, where does ya ketch 'em?"

"Down at 'tother side of th' swamp near the parkin' lot by the capitol."

"Same here. Hmm. How does ya ketch 'em?"

"Well, Ah crawls up under one of them thar Lexuses and Ah waits fer one of 'em to unlock 'is door. Then Ah jumps out, grabs 'em by the leg, shakes the shit out of 'em and eats 'em!"

"Ah!" says the big 'gator, "Ah thinks Ah sees yo' problem. You ain't gettin' no real nourishment, boy. Ya see, by th' time ya gets don! shakin' the shit outta a senator..................... they ain' nothin' left but an asshole and a brief