Wireless Security System |
How to install a wireless security system: 1) Go to a second-hand store and buy a pair of men's used work boots, ... a really big pair! 2) Put them outside your front door on top of a copy of Guns and Ammo magazine. 3) Put a dog dish beside it, ...a really big dish. 4) Leave a note on your front door that says something like: "Bubba, Big Mike and I have gone to get more ammo - back in 15 minutes. Don't disturb the pitbulls. They've just been wormed and are mad as hell." Signed, Billy Bob. |
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