The Maid's Raise |
A Mexican maid asked her boss for a pay increase. The senora was not happy, and decided to talk to the maid about the raise. She asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?" Maria: "Well, Seņora, there are tree reasons why I wanna increaze. The first ees that I iron better than ju." Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?" Maria: "Jor hozban, he say so." Wife: "Oh yeah?" Maria: "The second reason eez that I am a better cook than ju." Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?" Maria: "Jor hozban did!" Wife increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he?" Maria: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than ju in the bed." The wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth, said, "And did my husband tell you that as well?" Maria: "No Seņora. The gardener did." Wife: "OK! So how much do you want?" |
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