1.The Post Office just recalled their latest stamp. They had pictures of lawyers on them, and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
2. How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?
3. How does an attorney sleep?
4. How many lawyer jokes are there?
5. How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
6. How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
7. If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could save
only one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper?
8. What did the lawyer name his daughter?
9. What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?
10. What do you call a lawyer gone bad?
11. What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
12. What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?
13. What does a lawyer use for birth control?
14. What happens when you cross a pig with a lawyer?
15. What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
16. Why does California have the most lawyers in the country while New
Jersey has the most toxic waste sites?
17. What do you get if you cross a crooked lawyer with a crooked
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