The Goldfish |
Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the youngster was up to, he asked in his friendliest way: "What are you up to, Nancy?" "My goldfish died, "replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, and I've just buried him." The neighbor commented, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" Nancy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your friggin' cat." |
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