A young man wished to purchase a present for his sweetheart and, after careful consideration, he decided on a pair of gloves. Accompanied by his sweetheart's sister, he went to a department store and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself. During the wrapping, the items got mixed up. The sister got the gloves and his sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents, he sealed the package and sent it to her with this note:

Dear Darling:

    This is a little gift to show you I have not forgotten your birthday. I chose these because I noticed you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If had not been for your younger sister I would have chosen the larger ones with the buttons, but she wears the short ones that are very easy to remove. These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me a pair she had been wearing for three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had the salesgirl try them on for me and she really looked smart. I wish I could put them on you for the first time. No doubt other men's hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance.

    When you take them off, blow into them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing. Be sure to keep them on when you clean them or they might shrink. I hope you like them and wear them for me on Saturday night.

All my love,

Harold

P.S. Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. Also the latest style is to wear them folded down with the fur showing.