The Polish Sausage Factory Fire

One dark night in Buffalo,NY a fire started inside the local sausage plant and in a blink it exploded into massive flames. The alarm went out to all the fire departments from miles around.

When the fire fighters appeared on the scene, the sausage company president rushed to the fire chief and said, "All of our secret formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant. They must be saved and I will give $50,000 to the fire department that brings them out intact."

But the roaring flames held the firefighters off. Soon more fire departments had to be called in as the situation became desperate. As the firemen arrived, the president shouted out that the offer was now $100,000 to the fire department who could bring out the company's secret files.

From the distance, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck came into sight. It was the nearby Cheektowaga volunteer fire department composed mainly of Polish Firefighters over the age of 65.

To everyone's amazement, the little run-down fire engine, operated by these Polish Firefighters, passed all the newer sleek engines parked outside the plant and drove straight into the middle of the inferno.

Outside, the other firemen watched as the Polish old timers jumped off and began to fight the fire with a performance and effort never seen before.

Within a short time, the Cheektowaga old timers had extinguished the fire and saved the secret formulas.

The grateful sausage company president joyfully announced that for such a superhuman feat he was upping the reward to $200,000, and walked over to personally thank each of the brave, though elderly, Polish firefighters.

The local TV news reporters rushed in after capturing the event on film asking, "What are you going to do with all that money?"

"Vell," said Stanley Kowalski, the 70-year-old fire chief, "da furst thing ve gonna do is fix da brakes on dat focking truck!"

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