The young bride approached her awaiting husband on their wedding night and demanded $20 for their first and subsequent sexual congress. In his highly aroused state, he readily agreed and paid her.

This scenario was repeated each time they made love for the next 30 years He thought it was a novel way for her to buy new clothes, etc.

Arriving home around noon one day, she found her husband in a very drunken state. Over the next few minutes she heard of the ravages of financial ruin caused by corporate downsizing and its effects on a 50 year old executive. Calmly, she handed him a bank book showing deposits and interest for 12 years totaling nearly $1 million dollars.

Pointing across the parking lot she gestured toward the local bank while handing him stock certificates worth nearly $2 million dollars and informing him that he was the largest stockholder in the bank. She told him that for 30 years she had charged him each time they had sex, and this was the result of her investments. By now he was distraught and beating his head on the coffee table.

She was amazed at his reaction asked him why the disappointment at such good news. With tears streaming down his cheeks he replied, "God Almighty! If I had known what you were doing, I would have given you ALL my business!"